Another Sad College Student

psychoticallytrans:

I think one of the most profound forms of love is “I’ll try that, for you. I may not like it, but I’ll try it.”

It’s a confused middle-aged man in a pottery class, whose daughter is helping him with his clay’s plasticity. It’s a kid scrunching up their brow while listening to their mom’s favorite music, trying to figure out why she likes it. It’s a girlfriend who says “Yes, I’ll go with you” and her girlfriend cheering and buying a second ticket for a con. It’s a friend half dragging another friend through an aquarium, the one being dragged laughing and calling out “Wait, wait, I know we’re here for the exhibit, but I haven’t been here! Slow down!”

It’s being willing to spend some of your time trying something new because it makes someone you love happy.

(via kedreeva)

froody:

juliagirlfail:

froody:

why do French people take themselves so fucking seriously like I have never met a more culturally butthurt group of people in my fucking life. I’d maybe get being so sensitive about preservation of your “language and culture” if you were like the Greeks and you’d spent 500 years under Ottoman rule and had the British holding some of your most culturally significant artifacts hostage. but you’re not Greek, you’re French, you were a massive colonial power and you still hold overseas territories, there are 274 million French speakers worldwide because you brutalized 1/3rd of the planet. your cultural legacy is surrendering during wars, pissing in Parisian streets, arguing, sleeping with people’s wives and eating snails. those practices are not on the brink of extinction

I’m Cajun, a French ethnicity (google us, seriously. Please. No one knows we exist.) and I always get a lot of shit for my “French” last name

I’m so sorry. here in the southern US no one bats an eye at common Cajun French surnames like Dubois, Beauchamp, Beaumont, Garnier or Blanchard but we meet one Thibodeaux and their brains stop working. my surname is English in origin but fairly uncommon and they struggle hard with it

the-emblematic:

googlemenot-deactivated20230921:

Tag yourself. I’m “sets low personal standards and constantly fails to achieve them”

(via a-sleepy-dragon)

eliot-wolfgirl-spencer:

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

nail-bat-lesbian:

prismatic-bell:

sanscarte:

aneternalfangirl:

brunhiddensmusings:

j-uwu-ish:

phebeau:

oxfordmodernfairytales:

literallyaflame:

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

It’s garnering more and more urgency because the cat’s importance is growing (the cat is going to be the ring bearer, oh no!)

The First Lady asks her fiancé if they should get a fancy collar with the cats name for the wedding and her fiancé throws her arms around her and says “great, would you go do that tomorrow?”

the longer i think about it the more that sounds like a valid conflict to base an entire movie around and the fewer problems i could think of that cant have a solid writing solution available

“Just wanted to confirm the spelling before I gave the order, hun. This shit is costly and I only got one form.”

“Oh, just the normal spelling, no crazy vowels or anything.”

This is so good. Plus it’s not like you can try out likely names and see if the cat responds, like a dog might. It’s a cat. It’s just gonna sit and squint unblinkingly at you regardless, no matter how many names you try.

Plot twist:

It’s not a stupid nickname.

The cat really is “miss kitty.”

Y E S

no no no. the cat doesn’t have a name, the cat owner never decided on one so she just goes with various silly nicknames. but since her fiancée acts like she is aware of the cat’s name, the cat owner assumes the fiancée mistook one of the nicknames for the actual name. but she doesn’t know which! so the cat owner doesn’t know what the supposed cat name is either, and relies on the fiancée revealing it at some point, but it never comes and she’s getting agitated too because she doesn’t want to admit she never named her cat

Hey hey hey in a similar vein to ^^^

What if

Neither if then know the name

Because it’s neither of their cat.

The cat decided to move in about the same time one of the girls did. Both think it’s the other one’s cat. Both are committing these increasingly elaborate shenanigans to figure out the name from the other.

(via whydotheycallmedarren)

missjukebox8bit:

imalreadydashingthroughtheno:

Most corporate social media accounts use memes to try and appear hip with the kids so they’ll buy their product but the Sparknotes twitter account is clearly just run by a literature geek who was told they could make memes about old books and is having the time of their life doing just that

(via fuckyahumor)

lesbitomboyish:

writing-prompt-s:

Humans have been giving their pets god names for millennia, not knowing that they actually bestow upon them the gods power. But it’s divided amongst all pets with the same name, so ultimately quite harmless. This morning, by a quirk of fate, yours is the only cat named Zeus.

Potential crisis prevented- my cat is already neutered.

(via absolutedisasterr)

r4cs0:

injuries-in-dust:

Oh my god

(via raccoonwithadream)